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PostSubject: My Theory.... Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:07 am

We all have em about something.
Share your theories you crackpotheads!

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:11 am

I have a theory that as soon as the entire human race quits smoking cigarettes the aliens amongst us will make themselves known.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:09 am

I actually believe there are monkeys flying out of somebody's ass somewhere and the government is hiding the truth from us.
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:08 am

Racoons are siphoning my fucking gas. Thier breath smells like unleaded.
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:26 am

HTown, you gasoline-huffing, refried bean eating Texas trailer trash motherfucker. My balls missed your loving touch.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:38 am

lasvegasguy wrote:
HTown, you gasoline-huffing, refried bean eating Texas trailer trash motherfucker. My balls missed your loving touch.


Whazzup, Vegas, you sterno-drinking, burro-fucking, choir-boy-molesting, gutter slut! When you learn to play sax?
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:05 am

htownsteve wrote:
lasvegasguy wrote:
HTown, you gasoline-huffing, refried bean eating Texas trailer trash motherfucker. My balls missed your loving touch.


Whazzup, Vegas, you sterno-drinking, burro-fucking, choir-boy-molesting, gutter slut! When you learn to play sax?

I think it was about the same time I found myself passing out mid-stroke in your mother's cootch. I can't be sure though because that was a pretty crazy period of my life, with your Mom and all.
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:30 am

I remember when I introduced you to her! She was so swept up when you offered to change her sack. I thought it was a sweet gesture myself, until you chugged that shit. Say, you still got those watermelon sized hemmorhoids?
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:01 pm

I have a theory that LVG and Htown are gonna get a room.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:38 pm

Zvon wrote:
I have a theory that LVG and Htown are gonna get a room.

..and then we'll take turns holding you down and ass-raping you. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:49 pm

lasvegasguy wrote:
Zvon wrote:
I have a theory that LVG and Htown are gonna get a room.

..and then we'll take turns holding you down and ass-raping you. Twisted Evil

Ahhhhh, memories.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:13 am

I have a theory the JFK killed himself using an exploding head. His motives are unclear to me.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:42 pm

I have a theory that H Towns wife is big and fat and Mexican and a really good cook.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:41 pm

What is my theory? You may well ask what it is, this theory of mine.
Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--
...is mine.
My theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. Ahem. Ahem.
This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how
it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory.
Ahem. Ready?
The Theory by L. Rat. My theory is along the
following lines.

Smoking alien monkeys are flying out of someone's ass while government raccoons are siphoning gas in Texas. Zvon, LVG and HTown are planning an S & M threesome, followed by a breakfast of huevos rancheros prepared by Mrs. HTown. I'd go on, but the rest really doesn't make sense.

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:27 pm

LakeRat wrote:
What is my theory? You may well ask what it is, this theory of mine.
Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--
...is mine.
My theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. Ahem. Ahem.
This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how
it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory.
Ahem. Ready?
The Theory by L. Rat. My theory is along the
following lines.

Smoking alien monkeys are flying out of someone's ass while government raccoons are siphoning gas in Texas. Zvon, LVG and HTown are planning an S & M threesome, followed by a breakfast of huevos rancheros prepared by Mrs. HTown. I'd go on, but the rest really doesn't make sense.

Actually, it all makes sense to a Monkey Man. Me, Zvon & HTown are all Monkey Men and that ain't no shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOIqauJ3_WU
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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:32 am

lasvegasguy wrote:
LakeRat wrote:
What is my theory? You may well ask what it is, this theory of mine.
Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--
...is mine.
My theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. Ahem. Ahem.
This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how
it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory.
Ahem. Ready?
The Theory by L. Rat. My theory is along the
following lines.

Smoking alien monkeys are flying out of someone's ass while government raccoons are siphoning gas in Texas. Zvon, LVG and HTown are planning an S & M threesome, followed by a breakfast of huevos rancheros prepared by Mrs. HTown. I'd go on, but the rest really doesn't make sense.

Actually, it all makes sense to a Monkey Man. Me, Zvon & HTown are all Monkey Men and that ain't no shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOIqauJ3_WU
awesome vid

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:13 am

MY theory is that Lakerat moveed next door to me. That's why she changed her avatar. Those racoon-eyes were too personal.



I'm watching you, you fuckers!!!!! I'm watching you!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:23 am

Heyyyyyyy... I GRADUATED!

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PostSubject: Re: My Theory.... Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:28 am

LakeRat wrote:
Heyyyyyyy... I GRADUATED!
rofl

Oh my, you've gotten funny Lakerat.
Who knew?

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