I didn't wanna start a whole thread for this so I'll call this my daily gripe.
And this is todays:

If I hear that fucking Burger King commercial, with the march song (& the flutes), I am gonna go flip my shit!
I've heard bad jingles and you know how they can get stuck in your head. I don't really mind that.
But this one is so bad it don't even deserve to be called a jingle. And if it gets stuck anywhere its gonna be under my ball sac.

I hate this Burger King commercial so much that I HAVE to mute it when it comes on. And quickly, before the flutes start. I don't think I've ever felt this way about the worst of commercials. The last time it was on I had to run and dive across the room to get to the remote just in the nick of time, before the flutes. If I hear the flutes again my head will explode, I'm pretty sure.

Whoever wrote this "jingle" should be double teamed by flutes down his throat and up his ass. If its a female, then she gets threefluted. And stick a flute in her ear.

Somebody please, PLEASE take this commercial off the air.

Zvon wrote:

I didn't wanna start a whole thread for this so I'll call this my daily gripe.
And this is todays:

If I hear that fucking Burger King commercial, with the march song (& the flutes), I am gonna go flip my shit!
I've heard bad jingles and you know how they can get stuck in your head. I don't really mind that.
But this one is so bad it don't even deserve to be called a jingle. And if it gets stuck anywhere its gonna be under my ball sac.

I hate this Burger King commercial so much that I HAVE to mute it when it comes on. And quickly, before the flutes start. I don't think I've ever felt this way about the worst of commercials. The last time it was on I had to run and dive across the room to get to the remote just in the nick of time, before the flutes. If I hear the flutes again my head will explode, I'm pretty sure.

Whoever wrote this "jingle" should be double teamed by flutes down his throat and up his ass. If its a female, then she gets threefluted. And stick a flute in her ear.

Somebody please, PLEASE take this commercial off the air.

1. Get a DVR
2. Record the shows you watch
3. FF thru commercials.

Casa de Htown don't watch live TV. EVER.

I haven't seen a commercial in a LONG time. Last BK ad I remember was the giant King sneaking into bedrooms and shit.
Wait, I'm lying, I HAVE seen the "shake-weight" commercial, and It's awesome. Here in Htown, we've replaced the term "Jag-off/jack-off/jeerk-off" with "shake-weight".

I.E.: "That fucking Zvon guy is a fucking shake-weight". Try it with yer friends!

htownsteve wrote:

Zvon wrote:

I didn't wanna start a whole thread for this so I'll call this my daily gripe.
And this is todays:

If I hear that fucking Burger King commercial, with the march song (& the flutes), I am gonna go flip my shit!
I've heard bad jingles and you know how they can get stuck in your head. I don't really mind that.
But this one is so bad it don't even deserve to be called a jingle. And if it gets stuck anywhere its gonna be under my ball sac.

I hate this Burger King commercial so much that I HAVE to mute it when it comes on. And quickly, before the flutes start. I don't think I've ever felt this way about the worst of commercials. The last time it was on I had to run and dive across the room to get to the remote just in the nick of time, before the flutes. If I hear the flutes again my head will explode, I'm pretty sure.

Whoever wrote this "jingle" should be double teamed by flutes down his throat and up his ass. If its a female, then she gets threefluted. And stick a flute in her ear.

Somebody please, PLEASE take this commercial off the air.

1. Get a DVR
2. Record the shows you watch
3. FF thru commercials.

Casa de Htown don't watch live TV. EVER.

I haven't seen a commercial in a LONG time. Last BK ad I remember was the giant King sneaking into bedrooms and shit.
Wait, I'm lying, I HAVE seen the "shake-weight" commercial, and It's awesome. Here in Htown, we've replaced the term "Jag-off/jack-off/jeerk-off" with "shake-weight".

I.E.: "That fucking Zvon guy is a fucking shake-weight". Try it with yer friends!

1) I have a DVR
2) I record some shows I watch, though some I prefer to watch first run and I never record sports, like yesterdays Met game (don't start on the Mets or I'll rip you a new Asstrohole)
3) FF thru this ya shake-weight.

If i was a real dick I'd find a vid of the new BK commercial and post it here on a loop just 4 u Htown.

If I've seen that commercial, I can't recall. I tend to get up and do stuff during commercials so I miss a lot of them when I am watching TV... and I just don't watch very much TV.

Sounds like I should be thankful I don't remember seeing it.



Applause on the use of ! There's probably not a lot of times that's appropriate - lol.

I looked for the commercial too, on YouTube.
OMG I'm so glad it wasn't there.

But that was yesterdays gripe anyways.
Todays gripe?

Jerry (I'll be gone tomorrow, I suck) Manual, Mets manager, uses Oliver perez in the 14th inning of a tie game in the last game of the season, assuring that we would lose.
Perez for some absolutely retarded and juvenile reason had not pitched in 64 days. SIXTY FOUR DAYS! HE"S MAKING 12 MILLION A YEAR NOT TO PITCH!

Steve, are you aware of this bullshit the Mets are going through and pulling on Perez?
Its totally fucked up shit.

And yea, the Mets lost, they suck mah balls this year even worse than they did during the collapse of '07.

And btw, the threads called "Our" Daily Gripe so don't make this just me being a whiny bitch.

You got a gripe today? Bear it!

y'all bitchin' and bellyachin' and carryin' on about sports and whatnot. Gripes me man. Really. Sucks.

Aside from that...went to catch a quick bite at a local chain food restaurant (mexican, called Lamito's) and was held frickin` captive there
TWO frickin hours. Got sat at a dirty table, two people working a crowd of 30, took a 1/2 hour for drink order, 1/2 hour for food order. 1/2 hour for
food to arrive.
Meanwhile, went to restroom...lights not working. Said lights reported to chica. Chica goes to breaker box and trips lights
for yours truly, yours truly wondering why so many paper towels on the floor? Yours truly noticing AFTER seated on toilet
that there is human excrement smeared ALL OVER THE SWINGTOP OF THE WASTEPAPER BASKET!! Fookin A! Will NOT
patronize said restaurant again EVER! At least not there, every other one of these restaurants I have been to in the 50 mile
radius of my home have been STELLAR...the one closest to me though.............

ready wrote:

Yours truly noticing AFTER seated on toilet
that there is human excrement smeared ALL OVER THE SWINGTOP OF THE WASTEPAPER BASKET!!

So that's where Steve brings the wife, huh?

Okay, I've got a gripe about our local grocery store, the only one in town. It was the sorriest excuse for a grocery to be sure, but at least you could shop in town. A local chain bought it (along with the 2 others that made up the chain) and after about a month, they announced that they'd be closing it down until they decide whether to remodel or rebuild. And it will be closed for at least 12-18 months. I have to wonder if they'll actually reopen here with the economy so bad since the 3 closest stores to here are theirs anyway. Why, I remember when there were 2 groceries here, plus 2 dime stores.

Zvon wrote:

ready wrote:

Yours truly noticing AFTER seated on toilet
that there is human excrement smeared ALL OVER THE SWINGTOP OF THE WASTEPAPER BASKET!!

So that's where Steve brings the wife, huh?

Todays gripe is this god damn rain.
I have had enough already!
And that nice sunny Saturday was just a ruse, a tease, between drab and dribbly days.

I still hate hunting season.

baseballmom wrote:

I still hate hunting season.

I thought you'd be happy to have all the men out of the house for a while. You can drink fire water and do whatever you want for a change. No meals to cook. No baseball practice/games to attend. No men wanting sexual gratification or their shirts ironed.

MY FUCKING GRIPE? MY FUCKING GRIPE?

You REALLY Wanna know?

I waited TWO FUCKING years for "Eastbound and Down" to come back on HBO, and this fucking episode was me and Vagas' trip to Mexico.

What a mother-fucking let-down.

Season One was the BEST TV show EVER (Will Ferrell/Adam MsKay)

Season two is just.......wierd.

Waking up in the early AM with only ONE smoke!

I'm going to have to let my Mets 2010 season die it's horribly horrible death and tonight, begin rooting for the team I love to hate, the Phillies.
I actually like and respect the Phils a lot. And I have no problem rooting for them. But I think I'm one of the very few Met fans who can be so objective.
My gripe is that people can be so god damn petty.

UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE!

Halladay pitched a no hitter for the Phils in game one.

Yes, somehow this is a gripe.

Cause in all the Mets years of existence they don't even have one no hitter ever *sob*

I told you I'd root for you Phils.
You don't have to mock me. Don't have to add insult to injury.
U bastages.

GO PHILS!
(fuckin bastages)

My washer is broke down!
I took it for granted *sob*
Well, I got the coloreds done first.

Zvon wrote:

My washer is broke down!
I took it for granted *sob*
Well, I got the coloreds done first.

Dude...they aren't "coloreds" any more. Where ya been? That is right out of the 1950's. Shit, I remember my parents using that term. Now, they are called African Americans.

lasvegasguy wrote:

Zvon wrote:

My washer is broke down!
I took it for granted *sob*
Well, I got the coloreds done first.

Dude...they aren't "coloreds" any more. Where ya been? That is right out of the 1950's. Shit, I remember my parents using that term. Now, they are called African Americans.

har.
I washed mah niggas before it went on the fritz.
My cracker honkys are gonna have to wait.

You two haven't missed a beat over the last few years have ya? Funny!

My gripe is an outdoors related one...those little tiny no-seeums that land on you and piss acid. HAAAAATE THEEEEM!

ready wrote:

You two haven't missed a beat over the last few years have ya? Funny!

My gripe is an outdoors related one...those little tiny no-seeums that land on you and piss acid. HAAAAATE THEEEEM!

Gnats?

Repair guy says I was using too much soap and I gunked up the goods.
So today's gripe is: why am i an idiot?

Zvon wrote:

ready wrote:

You two haven't missed a beat over the last few years have ya? Funny!

My gripe is an outdoors related one...those little tiny no-seeums that land on you and piss acid. HAAAAATE THEEEEM!

Gnats?

Repair guy says I was using too much soap and I gunked up the goods.
So today's gripe is: why am i an idiot?

Do you use powder detergent? Try liquid, I don't think it tends to gunk your junk as much.

No, not gnats. These are at least half that size, black, rather arrow shaped. It feels like the (nano)second they land on you that they take a big bite, like they are all teeth. What actually happens is, they secrete some kind of acid when they land, and it burns your skin. It seems they're only out in the fall, but what i think the deal is, they are being chased out of the fields from harvest. That's just a theory though.

ready wrote:

Zvon wrote:

ready wrote:

You two haven't missed a beat over the last few years have ya? Funny!

My gripe is an outdoors related one...those little tiny no-seeums that land on you and piss acid. HAAAAATE THEEEEM!

Gnats?

Repair guy says I was using too much soap and I gunked up the goods.
So today's gripe is: why am i an idiot?

Do you use powder detergent? Try liquid, I don't think it tends to gunk your junk as much.

No, not gnats. These are at least half that size, black, rather arrow shaped. It feels like the (nano)second they land on you that they take a big bite, like they are all teeth. What actually happens is, they secrete some kind of acid when they land, and it burns your skin. It seems they're only out in the fall, but what i think the deal is, they are being chased out of the fields from harvest. That's just a theory though.

I use liquid but I tend to forget to close the slide out draw thing that you pour it in. I figure that was a factor, and there's nothing like the cost of a repair bill to teach one a lesson.

I don't know what those things are but I expect to see a B movie send up on SyFy some Saturday night, called " The Attack Of The Tiny No-Seeums"
The commercial will go something like :" Their bite is worse than their bark,...and they piss acid!"