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PostSubject: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptyWed Oct 06, 2010 3:29 am

Goddamn it, I LOVE BAD movies! I fucking love 'em!

Type them here, and I'll Netflix them. Then, (duh duh duh watch review duh)

ONLY....be prepared for MY reviews.

HTOWN has seen the following movies (and LOVES them)

Simon Seyz
Double Team
Cool As Ice
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Meteorites!
Monsturd
And many many more!


If YOUR idea of a bad movie is "Waterworld", then you don't know shit. HTS knows EVERY bad movuie ever. "From Justin To Kelly" fucking rocks!


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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptyWed Oct 06, 2010 2:14 pm

I have a hard enough time seeing the good movies.

There's one movie I saw recently, can't remember the name.
Everyone on the planet said it was such a great flick and I really thought it SUCKED ALL TO HELL.

When I recall the name I'll add it here.
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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptyWed Oct 06, 2010 8:51 pm

Oh, the movie was Taken with Liam Neeson.

Now I know this was a very popular movie and I'm probably the only one who feels like this, but I thought this movie blew chunks.
All that was taken was the 2 hours I spent watching this old fuck do totally unbelievable shit while tracking down his kidnapped hussy daughter.
Neeson was good, but I did not buy the plot in the least. It was written like a comic book. A bad comic book.
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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptySun Oct 10, 2010 3:58 am

"Taken" sucked, for real? I heard it was bad-ass about 3 years ago. I've got it, but I haven't seen it yet.
(I've got about 1000 movies I haven't seen yet)

Like I said, I LOVE bad movies; HOWEVER....Let me clarify.....

I LOVE MOVIES THAT ARE Supposed to be good, but suck HARD
I HATE movies that are Supposed to suck.

Ya feel me?

If a movie is MADE to suck, I don't care.
If a movie is MADE to be good (GI JOE), I care.

GI JOE/Cobra is the worst piece of shit ever made, and you can read my review on IMDB.
There will NEVER EVER be a worse movie than GIJOE/Cobra. EVER. If there is, I'll do a Michael Hutchence on myself.
(While watching Channing Tatum try to act)


Worst.
Movie.
EVER.

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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptySun Oct 10, 2010 4:36 pm

Watch Taken.
Maybe it was all the hype, maybe the fact that I just could not buy the whole plot.
You might like it, cause it does have some kool action stuff goin on.
I just found it unbelievable and a waste of my time.

After it was over I thought "why was this movie even made?"
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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptySun Oct 10, 2010 6:23 pm

Does Secretariat star Julia Roberts? Whever I see her face on screen, I wonder what happened to her saddle.
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PostSubject: Re: Htown's BAD MOVIE review! Htown's BAD MOVIE review! EmptyFri Oct 15, 2010 2:35 am

lasvegasguy wrote:
Does Secretariat star Julia Roberts? Whever I see her face on screen, I wonder what happened to her saddle.

I think you are confusiong the horse fr9om "Secretariast" to Sara Louase Dee Snyder. It's a common mistake. Not only do the horses look alike,m but Dee Snyder lookas like Seabiscuit.

The firsty time I saw the Twisted Sister video, 'I Wanna Rock", I knew where Sara Jessica made her debut.

Sara Jessuica Parker IS the lead singer for Twisted Sister, you silly man. Look it up on Wikki, fool.


DUUUUUHHHHHH.

Fuckin' retard.


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