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PostSubject: Worse Neighbors? Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:17 am

The house errr....trailer (haha) house next door is now vacant, and the vagrants I see looking at it are freaking me out!

Who would you rather have as a neighbor?

Shiftless lazy negroes, offal knife-weilding mexicans, even worse-smelling idians, disease-laden irish, hairy lice-infested Jews, meth-smoking white-trash crackers, Hairless can't drive Orientals, or the fucking speedo-wearing Euros?
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PostSubject: Re: Worse Neighbors? Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:01 pm

I'll take the Indians and/or the Irish...they know how to party and I'm probably related.

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PostSubject: Re: Worse Neighbors? Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:33 pm

Do what I did. Walk around outside the house in your pajamas carrying your assault rifle mumbling to yourself a few evenings a week and no one will fuck with you. Hell, the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses even avoid me now.
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PostSubject: Re: Worse Neighbors? Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:07 pm

Oh,oh, I go...disease-laden Irish! They keep their diseases to themselves and always have more booze than they need.

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PostSubject: Re: Worse Neighbors? Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:44 pm

Both the house next door and the one directly across the street from me have been vacant for the better part of a year. It's actually been sort of nice. I'd pick the fucking speedo-wearing Euros and then hope they stay inside while they're fucking and/or wearing speedos.
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