Oh My Fucking GOD!!!!!!

Or, for those of you losers on Twitter.........OMFG!!!!!

let me staRT with the mom....

40-50 something-----crows feet like the Grand Canyon
daughter.....looks like she'd suck a dick through a water hose
boyfriend........missing ALL his bottom teeth. ALL
boyfriend/person of interest..........."Deliverence" extra....SERIOUSLY.......Deliverience extra
SIDEBAR.....THIS FUCKING DUDE STANDS AROUND IN THE DRIVEWAY HOLDING A CUP!

Is it a dipcup? Is it a "trailer Park Boys" cup?

FOR REAL.....I got up around 8:00 AM, and "Rufus" was standing in the driveway, holding a cup.
At 10:00 AM.....Bu8ford got a jump-start from nerighbor number two
At 12:00 Noon...Bubba asked ME for a jump


I'd go on, but I'm fucking gassed. Been F-disking and starting over since last night.

That's a novel way to beg for bucks. Stand in your own driveway with a cup.

I am on Twitter but I never go there. I had to join to get involved with some other project.
I don't get all that, and facebook too, tho thats kinda kool in a way. But Twitter?
Seems a bit much to be interested in what people think and say on a minute to minute basis. I dont give a shit and if they are interested in what I am up to they have a problem.

Now that I'm not brain-dead, lemme start over:

MOM.....basically looks like Lakerat's avatar, with 10X as much make-up. Imagine a 40-year-old stripper in a downpour, after her undergarments are released. 200 LBS of woman crammed into a 130-LB woman's clothes, with racoon eyes and the San andreas Fault coming from the corners of her eyes.
Don't let me forget her Platinum blonde hair, complete with the skunk-stripe on the back.

SON: overall-wearing, no bottom teeth-having, driveway dweller. Looks like someone from "Deliverance" (IM SERIOUS....looks like the dude who fucked Ned Beatty). Stands in the driveway ALL DAY, holding a cup of what I assume to be dip-drool (judging from his teeth).

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated, looks like she's 14 years old. Her BF is a wigger who's pants are on the ground.


Basically, they came over ion day one to borrow a wrench. No Problemo, UNTIL mom started in about how she didn't know how to do yada yada yada.

THEN.....I seen 'em get THREE jump-starts in THREE days (buy a fucking battery, already!)
And they got the stones to ask HTOWN for a jump!

I told em, I don't give jumps, BUT, I got a battery-charger. SO......I let them borrow the BC.

TODAY, MRSH asks me, "Did I get the BC back?"

Know what? I didn't. Know why? Simple.

For the cost of a (20-year-old) battery-charger, I don't have to deal with Vegas' cousins ever again.

Ya feel me?

htownsteve wrote:

Now that I'm not brain-dead, lemme start over:

MOM.....basically looks like Lakerat's avatar, with 10X as much make-up. Imagine a 40-year-old stripper in a downpour, after her undergarments are released. 200 LBS of woman crammed into a 130-LB woman's clothes, with racoon eyes and the San andreas Fault coming from the corners of her eyes.
Don't let me forget her Platinum blonde hair, complete with the skunk-stripe on the back.

SON: overall-wearing, no bottom teeth-having, driveway dweller. Looks like someone from "Deliverance" (IM SERIOUS....looks like the dude who fucked Ned Beatty). Stands in the driveway ALL DAY, holding a cup of what I assume to be dip-drool (judging from his teeth).

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated, looks like she's 14 years old. Her BF is a wigger who's pants are on the ground.


Basically, they came over ion day one to borrow a wrench. No Problemo, UNTIL mom started in about how she didn't know how to do yada yada yada.

THEN.....I seen 'em get THREE jump-starts in THREE days (buy a fucking battery, already!)
And they got the stones to ask HTOWN for a jump!

I told em, I don't give jumps, BUT, I got a battery-charger. SO......I let them borrow the BC.

TODAY, MRSH asks me, "Did I get the BC back?"

Know what? I didn't. Know why? Simple.

For the cost of a (20-year-old) battery-charger, I don't have to deal with Vegas' cousins ever again. Ya feel me?

LOL....those aren't my cousins, those are the offspring your Mom made with me when we were both on acid. Go give your sisters and brother a big kiss on the mouth. Try not to get your tongue piercings locked together, will ya?

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Now that I'm not brain-dead, lemme start over:

MOM.....basically looks like Lakerat's avatar, with 10X as much make-up. Imagine a 40-year-old stripper in a downpour, after her undergarments are released. 200 LBS of woman crammed into a 130-LB woman's clothes, with racoon eyes and the San andreas Fault coming from the corners of her eyes.
Don't let me forget her Platinum blonde hair, complete with the skunk-stripe on the back.

SON: overall-wearing, no bottom teeth-having, driveway dweller. Looks like someone from "Deliverance" (IM SERIOUS....looks like the dude who fucked Ned Beatty). Stands in the driveway ALL DAY, holding a cup of what I assume to be dip-drool (judging from his teeth).

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated, looks like she's 14 years old. Her BF is a wigger who's pants are on the ground.


Basically, they came over ion day one to borrow a wrench. No Problemo, UNTIL mom started in about how she didn't know how to do yada yada yada.

THEN.....I seen 'em get THREE jump-starts in THREE days (buy a fucking battery, already!)
And they got the stones to ask HTOWN for a jump!

I told em, I don't give jumps, BUT, I got a battery-charger. SO......I let them borrow the BC.

TODAY, MRSH asks me, "Did I get the BC back?"

Know what? I didn't. Know why? Simple.

For the cost of a (20-year-old) battery-charger, I don't have to deal with Vegas' cousins ever again. Ya feel me?

LOL....those aren't my cousins, those are the offspring your Mom made with me when we were both on acid. Go give your sisters and brother a big kiss on the mouth. Try not to get your tongue piercings locked together, will ya?

Alright, asshole. I was gonna leave you alone.

NOW trhat yer mom jumped her shitty Yugo, can I have my charger back?

BTW

BTY

htownsteve wrote:

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Now that I'm not brain-dead, lemme start over:

MOM.....basically looks like Lakerat's avatar, with 10X as much make-up. Imagine a 40-year-old stripper in a downpour, after her undergarments are released. 200 LBS of woman crammed into a 130-LB woman's clothes, with racoon eyes and the San andreas Fault coming from the corners of her eyes.
Don't let me forget her Platinum blonde hair, complete with the skunk-stripe on the back.

SON: overall-wearing, no bottom teeth-having, driveway dweller. Looks like someone from "Deliverance" (IM SERIOUS....looks like the dude who fucked Ned Beatty). Stands in the driveway ALL DAY, holding a cup of what I assume to be dip-drool (judging from his teeth).

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated, looks like she's 14 years old. Her BF is a wigger who's pants are on the ground.


Basically, they came over ion day one to borrow a wrench. No Problemo, UNTIL mom started in about how she didn't know how to do yada yada yada.

THEN.....I seen 'em get THREE jump-starts in THREE days (buy a fucking battery, already!)
And they got the stones to ask HTOWN for a jump!

I told em, I don't give jumps, BUT, I got a battery-charger. SO......I let them borrow the BC.

TODAY, MRSH asks me, "Did I get the BC back?"

Know what? I didn't. Know why? Simple.

For the cost of a (20-year-old) battery-charger, I don't have to deal with Vegas' cousins ever again. Ya feel me?

LOL....those aren't my cousins, those are the offspring your Mom made with me when we were both on acid. Go give your sisters and brother a big kiss on the mouth. Try not to get your tongue piercings locked together, will ya?

Alright, asshole. I was gonna leave you alone.

NOW trhat yer mom jumped her shitty Yugo, can I have my charger back?

BTW

She's got it hooked up to my balls for some electro-stimulation. I can cum at least a quart that way. Don't worry, she's saving it for you in a plastic bag so you can add it to your bong water. I remember how much you always liked that.

So, did the AAA powered expanding butt plug I sent you for Christmas work out for ya?

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Now that I'm not brain-dead, lemme start over:

MOM.....basically looks like Lakerat's avatar, with 10X as much make-up. Imagine a 40-year-old stripper in a downpour, after her undergarments are released. 200 LBS of woman crammed into a 130-LB woman's clothes, with racoon eyes and the San andreas Fault coming from the corners of her eyes.
Don't let me forget her Platinum blonde hair, complete with the skunk-stripe on the back.

SON: overall-wearing, no bottom teeth-having, driveway dweller. Looks like someone from "Deliverance" (IM SERIOUS....looks like the dude who fucked Ned Beatty). Stands in the driveway ALL DAY, holding a cup of what I assume to be dip-drool (judging from his teeth).

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated, looks like she's 14 years old. Her BF is a wigger who's pants are on the ground.


Basically, they came over ion day one to borrow a wrench. No Problemo, UNTIL mom started in about how she didn't know how to do yada yada yada.

THEN.....I seen 'em get THREE jump-starts in THREE days (buy a fucking battery, already!)
And they got the stones to ask HTOWN for a jump!

I told em, I don't give jumps, BUT, I got a battery-charger. SO......I let them borrow the BC.

TODAY, MRSH asks me, "Did I get the BC back?"

Know what? I didn't. Know why? Simple.

For the cost of a (20-year-old) battery-charger, I don't have to deal with Vegas' cousins ever again. Ya feel me?

LOL....those aren't my cousins, those are the offspring your Mom made with me when we were both on acid. Go give your sisters and brother a big kiss on the mouth. Try not to get your tongue piercings locked together, will ya?

Alright, asshole. I was gonna leave you alone.

NOW trhat yer mom jumped her shitty Yugo, can I have my charger back?

BTW

She's got it hooked up to my balls for some electro-stimulation. I can cum at least a quart that way. Don't worry, she's saving it for you in a plastic bag so you can add it to your bong water. I remember how much you always liked that.

So, did the AAA powered expanding butt plug I sent you for Christmas work out for ya?

THAT's THE vegas we all kinow and love!!!!

Welcopme back, you sperm slerping, Justin Beber-loving, monkey-spank!

htownsteve wrote:

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated,....

How'd that come about?

Steve: "Hi, I'm your new neighbor Steve. Whats up with all the jumps?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: "Good for you kiddo. What's your retardo lookin brother doin with that cup?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: " Okay.... Is that a racing stripe there on your moms head?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: " That's quite a claim..."

Unfortunately, LakeRat was drinking coffee.

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

DAUGHTER: Claims she graduated,....

How'd that come about?

Steve: "Hi, I'm your new neighbor Steve. Whats up with all the jumps?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: "Good for you kiddo. What's your retardo lookin brother doin with that cup?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: " Okay.... Is that a racing stripe there on your moms head?"

Daughter: "I GRADUATED!"

Steve: " That's quite a claim..."

Ah-yep!

That there's pretty much how it is in them there Red States.

(ha-ha..got a political dig in)

NEW UPDATE!!
NEW NEWS!!
(redundundundant-sorry)

Had to call the police on 'em last night. Had to.

picture this:

I'm sitting in my living-room, watching a DVD in 5.1 surround-sound, at 11:30 (central) night. Basically, just a standard night at casa de HTown.

Then, I keep hearing this noise from OUTSIDE that's loud enough that I can hear over the DVD. Seeing how Mrs HTown SLEEPS in the room directly next
to The Trailer Park Boys, i already know she's hearing the shit.

So, I walk outside to investigate, and Bubba's out there (in overalls) operating a circular-saw with the garage door open.

perfectly accaptable behavior 12 out of 24 hours I guess, but 'Bubba" wasn't cutting 2X4's. he was cutting what sounded like either cinder blocks or 1979 ford LTD's, at 11:30 at night.


Was I justified? Betcha Ass.

BTW.....'Bubba" brought back the Battery charger tonight. I guess Casa De HTown is still open for business. Fucking cracker mother-fucker.

(in overalls...did I mention that? This fuck either owns NOTHING but overalls, or he wears the same shit everyday.)

U sure he wasn't cutting up the rest of the family?

Yo LVG.....

You familiar with 'Tweakers" and shit......

This motherfucker giot "meth-mouth", AND, he sits outside on the porch ALL DAY staring at (???).

Is this the actions of a 'Tweaker"?

(Seriously)

htownsteve wrote:

Yo LVG.....

You familiar with 'Tweakers" and shit......

This motherfucker giot "meth-mouth", AND, he sits outside on the porch ALL DAY staring at (???).

Is this the actions of a 'Tweaker"?

(Seriously)

Most definitely.

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Yo LVG.....

You familiar with 'Tweakers" and shit......

This motherfucker giot "meth-mouth", AND, he sits outside on the porch ALL DAY staring at (???).

Is this the actions of a 'Tweaker"?

(Seriously)

Most definitely.

Does this mean I gotta start inventoring (sp?) all my shit? He's already seen all the shit in my garage......

htownsteve wrote:

lasvegasguy wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

Yo LVG.....

You familiar with 'Tweakers" and shit......

This motherfucker giot "meth-mouth", AND, he sits outside on the porch ALL DAY staring at (???).

Is this the actions of a 'Tweaker"?

(Seriously)

Most definitely.

Does this mean I gotta start inventoring (sp?) all my shit? He's already seen all the shit in my garage......

Make sure the power tools are locked away. Those are some of the easiest things to pawn and never recover.

NOW.....

They have a fucking refridgerater (SP) in the fucking DRIVEWAY.

Been There TWO WEEKS.

Nothing says "White Trash" like a fridge in the driveway, and a Tweaker sitting out front. Goddamn it, I'm glad my house is on the market. I'd rather live near Mexicans.

Good luck selling your house.

htownsteve wrote:

NOW.....

They have a fucking refridgerater (SP) in the fucking DRIVEWAY.

Been There TWO WEEKS.

Nothing says "White Trash" like a fridge in the driveway, and a Tweaker sitting out front. Goddamn it, I'm glad my house is on the market. I'd rather live near Mexicans.

A fridge in the driveway is a luxury I can't afford.
What does that make me?

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

NOW.....

They have a fucking refridgerater (SP) in the fucking DRIVEWAY.

Been There TWO WEEKS.

Nothing says "White Trash" like a fridge in the driveway, and a Tweaker sitting out front. Goddamn it, I'm glad my house is on the market. I'd rather live near Mexicans.

A fridge in the driveway is a luxury I can't afford.
What does that make me?

It makes you a po ass white boy, nigga.

We all got fridge's in the driveway where I lives. Shit stops the bullets from hittin' the garage.
In fact, there's fridges all over the front of our houses here in Las Vegas, nigga.

We gots the highest unemployment rate, the most foreclosures and the most bankruptcys of any other state. Shits gettin' serious, but I haven't gone the meth route yet.

*suggestion to HTown*

Buy an assault rifle. Prices are down right now.

I got a freezer out in the garage I'll move out to the driveway. Not as tall as my fridge but I can squat.

lasvegasguy wrote:

Zvon wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

NOW.....

They have a fucking refridgerater (SP) in the fucking DRIVEWAY.

Been There TWO WEEKS.

Nothing says "White Trash" like a fridge in the driveway, and a Tweaker sitting out front. Goddamn it, I'm glad my house is on the market. I'd rather live near Mexicans.

A fridge in the driveway is a luxury I can't afford.
What does that make me?

It makes you a po ass white boy, nigga.

We all got fridge's in the driveway where I lives. Shit stops the bullets from hittin' the garage.
In fact, there's fridges all over the front of our houses here in Las Vegas, nigga.

We gots the highest unemployment rate, the most foreclosures and the most bankruptcys of any other state. Shits gettin' serious, but I haven't gone the meth route yet.

*suggestion to HTown*

Buy an assault rifle. Prices are down right now.

At first, I was LMAO. After further reading, I'm NOT.
NOT fucking funny. Do I really live in the Ghetto all of a sudden? All the rest of my (established) neighbors are 70-80 years old and take care of their yards and shit.

I can walk outside RIGHT FUCKING NOW (1:20 AM CST)...I just did.... and take a pic of this fuck. He's NOT EVEN SMOKING! He's just sitting there!
WTFF???
(What the Fucking Fuck?)

Creepy shit.

Yo, for Halloween dress up like them and go over and ask for some candy.