htownsteve Over 1,000,000 Women Served
Posts : 118 Join date : 2010-09-14 Location : duuhhh..... Humor : sshhhhh.....you'll wake your mother!
| Subject: Quit smoking Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:10 am | |
| I quit the Marlboro's back in February. It WAS a bvitch, but I did it.
SO CAN YOU>
I took this shit called CHANTIX
It blockes the nic-receptors in yer brain, MEANING, if you still smoke, you DO NOT GET nicotine.
I smoked for three weeks while on the Chantix, THEN I GOT the flu.
I got lucky. If I hadn't got the flu, I may not have quit.
HOWEVER....for those of you wondering....Chantix fucking works.
STOP READING NOW.
GODDAMBN IT I WANT A CIGARRETTE SO BAD I WANT ONE PLEASE GIVE MER A SMOKE!!!!
Difference? I got $400.00 in my pocket, and a store 10 feet away. If I REALLY wanted one, I'd be sucking death right now.
You have to want to quit, bottom line.
That beinmg said, if YOU SHOWED UP, right jow, with one? I'dprobably blowe you.
Ther craving NEVER goes away, just the addiction.
It's now 2:00 AM, and I'm gonna crash on the couch as opposed to going after my nicotine-demon.
I'm only posting this for the rest of you who think It's not possible.
It's fucking possible.
If HTOWN can do it, YOU can do it.
At the ensd of the day,
LOOK in the mi9rror. Take a GOOD look.
ASK yourself:
HTOWN fucking did it
AM I , (name here), not as good as HTOWN (for the record, NO, you are NOT)
JUST FUCKING STOP
9take the Chantix first, though. Don't try it without.
GFood luck, and for anyone else outr there trying, CALL ME!! I'd LOVE to talk (Ovwer the phone) about how good nicotene tastres.
I've been trying to quit since 1992. Filtersw, patches, blah blah blah
Goin to bed now. Feel free now to make MANY Threads about my shitty spelling.
Just remember, whilst you type about my bad spelling,
I'M BREATHING CLEAN AIR!!!
Later folks, and PLEASE TRY to quit. Seriously.
I'm actually debating 8 miles to go get ONE cigareetee right now......
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baseballmom
Posts : 27 Join date : 2010-09-14
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:21 pm | |
| Fuck yeah, mother FUCKer! I have $426.00 in my pocket right NOW with a store 2 feet away . BITCHES. Quit NOW, losers! I did 5 MINUTES ago. I'm actually masterbating 78 miles to go get ONE gigareetee right NOW...... |
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LakeRat
Posts : 149 Join date : 2010-07-24 Humor : Inconspicuous
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:02 am | |
| That is the funniest thing I've read in days. Fuck yeah! |
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htownsteve Over 1,000,000 Women Served
Posts : 118 Join date : 2010-09-14 Location : duuhhh..... Humor : sshhhhh.....you'll wake your mother!
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:14 am | |
| - baseballmom wrote:
- Fuck yeah, mother FUCKer!
I have $426.00 in my pocket right NOW with a store 2 feet away . BITCHES.
Quit NOW, losers! I did 5 MINUTES ago.
I'm actually masterbating 78 miles to go get ONE gigareetee right NOW......
Touche, Mom. Even though we all know you're actually masterbating to the pix of Favre's tiny cock.....(from what I've heard, anyway....) |
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Zvon Curator
Posts : 282 Join date : 2010-08-14 Location : New Joysey Humor : I have a sense of one.
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:51 pm | |
| BBmom gets down, fuck yeah!
I still smoke. Don't wanna quit. NJ is really ripping smokers with taxes ( take advantage of people with an addiction NJ, yea, that's sweet) but I don't pay em. I get mine tax free from a PX. I got juice baby.
I'm sick of smokers being treated like lepers. All you anti-smokin activist, 2nd hand smoke is killin me wimp ass pussy hocks, can go fuck yourself with a micronite filter.
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Outlaw
Posts : 3 Join date : 2010-10-26 Location : Illinois. Or jail. Or hell. Humor : Isn't that a bone near the elbow?
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:20 pm | |
| Fuck, I bought four packs the day before thanksgiving, just finished the last of 'em off at break 5:00 this morning. Two/three packs a week ain't bad. Considering I used to go through that in a day back when I was drinking like I was on a suicide mission. |
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lasvegasguy
Posts : 67 Join date : 2010-09-14 Location : Does anyone still have questions about that? Humor : Not entirely mature
| Subject: Re: Quit smoking Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:17 pm | |
| Yeah, I quit four years ago. Here's what worked for me:
1. One of the mouthy little Italian girls I work with found out I smoked after knowing her for like ten years and bitched me out about it. She also told my kid to flush my cigs down the john when I was asleep. I love Jodie, but she is a Sicilian handful who always has my full attention because of her huge basooms.
2. Encouraged by her bitching at me, my son also told me he wanted me to quit. Fuck! Guilt! Guilt! Guilt! Still not enough, however.
3. One week later, I met this hot little Asian girl half my age who told me it was her or the cigs. I quit and she moved in. I could not cheat. Her sense of smell was too good and she lived with me.
4. I got the patch system and it took four months but with lots of sex to substitute for the nicotine, I beat it.
If you can duplicate that formula you have a chance. Nothing less would have worked for me. Nicotine is one of the most addictive substances on earth.
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