I LOVE All you mother-fuckers, especially Vagas' moms corpse. Bitch has great teeth.

my gift to ALL of you is this:

Go back, and read my "Stop Smoking" Thread. I quit in February, and I'm still good.

I tried the patch, the filters, the vaporizer, ALL THAT SHIT.

It took me 14 years to finally do it. I did it. A co-worker came to my Christmas party on Thursday (whom I haven't seen since April).
He had lung cancer. Terminal. he quit when I did. We are both smoke free. He is NOW PERFECT HEALTH.

Long story short? I'm Alive and Healty. A YEAR ago I wasn't.
I CAN HELP, YOU CAN CALL ME

(BTW......I CRAVE EVERY SECOND EVERY DAY

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT)


This is what helps me, rkight here: A pack of Marlboros? $7.99

Yeah, well the last time you had fun with my mother's corpse, her jaw fell off and now I have
a hard time renting her out to tourists. See, people come to Vegas to do things they wouldn't do anywhere else.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all and good job on quiting cigs, Steve. Good thing you have my cock to suck on when you get those cravings, eh?

Yeah, I feel the Christmas Spirit now, baby!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone... and may 2011 be happy and healthy for us all.