ready wrote:

I noticed

we need to come up with a quip that captures the essence of steve...not a 'steveism' but something similar.

I wanna say "shitstain" but his name should be in it, right?

"stevestain"?

Lemme try it...
"Hey, don't be typing up a stevestain."

Hmmm, I dunno if that works.

How about an "H-Turd" ?

I once suggested we wait until Steve is posting drunk and then suggest he try putting himself on ignore just to see what would happen.

Wow.

I get made fun of because..........

1. I'm smarter than the rest of you?
2. I'm dumber than the rest of you?
3. I respond to posts better than the rest of you?

NO.
I get made of because I DO NOT spend all my time in inter-web chat rooms, reading about rules and regulations. I have ABSOLUTELY no idea how to post a picture, upload/download anything, grow yer stupid fucking crops, visit yer farms, ck yer status, etc.

My inter-web experience consists of this: I find what i want, and I get it. THEN, I slap it on a disc.
I don't fucking watch a crappy you-tube version on a 15-inch moniter.

I watch a SPECTACULAR 5.1 version on a 115 inch screen.

So, those of you who MOCK the HTown, remember one thing: I have more hours of DVD programming than you have hours on this Earth. That's right, bitches. Deathbed.
I'll be watching new shit on my Deathbed while ya'll be spending time with yer shitty relatives.

HA!

lasvegasguy wrote:

I once suggested we wait until Steve is posting drunk and then suggest he try putting himself on ignore just to see what would happen.

lmao.

htownsteve wrote:

Wow.

I get made fun of because..........

1. I'm smarter than the rest of you?
2. I'm dumber than the rest of you?
3. I respond to posts better than the rest of you?

NO.
I get made of because I DO NOT spend all my time in inter-web chat rooms, reading about rules and regulations. I have ABSOLUTELY no idea how to post a picture, upload/download anything, grow yer stupid fucking crops, visit yer farms, ck yer status, etc.

My inter-web experience consists of this: I find what i want, and I get it. THEN, I slap it on a disc.
I don't fucking watch a crappy you-tube version on a 15-inch moniter.

I watch a SPECTACULAR 5.1 version on a 115 inch screen.

So, those of you who MOCK the HTown, remember one thing: I have more hours of DVD programming than you have hours on this Earth. That's right, bitches. Deathbed.
I'll be watching new shit on my Deathbed while ya'll be spending time with yer shitty relatives.

HA!

So you don't know how to use the options on a message board because you pirate and burn DVDs.
Mmmmmkay.

Come on, you know how to post a picture by now. It used to be a little complicated but now there's an icon that's a freakin picture.

I gotta break this one down,lol.

Quote :

1. I'm smarter than the rest of you?
2. I'm dumber than the rest of you?
3. I respond to posts better than the rest of you?

1. If we all gave each other labotomies, maybe.
2. Again, if we all gave each other labotomies, maybe.
3. This is certainly debatable. You DO respond to posts in a way that no one else does, I can say that.

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I get made of because I DO NOT spend all my time in inter-web chat rooms, reading about rules and regulations. I have ABSOLUTELY no idea how to post a picture, upload/download anything, grow yer stupid fucking crops, visit yer farms, ck yer status, etc.

Maybe after that lobotomy I'll understand how this applies.
(rules and regulations??? there's no rule or regulation that says you have to do this but you can click quote up there in the box and then type what you have to say UNDER the quote. And if you don't that's okay too. But odds are I'm gonna make fun of it.)

Quote :

My inter-web experience consists of this: I find what i want, and I get it. THEN, I slap it on a disc.

Really? So all the time you ever spent yakkin to us has not been an experience? It has been for me bud.

Quote :

So, those of you who MOCK the HTown, remember one thing: I have more hours of DVD programming than you have hours on this Earth.

Oh, you'll know when you're mocked Steve. Even this post don't mock you. Meh,...maybe a little.

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That's right, bitches. Deathbed.

Wha?!

Quote :

I'll be watching new shit on my Deathbed while ya'll be spending time with yer shitty relatives.

lol, this is my favorite.
Cause to you dying while watching some new DvD is so much more preferable than living on and having to pop in on a relative.
I guess. I'm not even sure.

lol. Glad to see one thing hasn't changed in this wacky world.
H-Town

htownsteve wrote:

I watch a SPECTACULAR 5.1 version on a 115 inch screen.

Yeah. You have a 115 inch screen just like you have a 12 inch member.

baseballmom wrote:

htownsteve wrote:

I watch a SPECTACULAR 5.1 version on a 115 inch screen.

Yeah. You have a 115 inch screen just like you have a 12 inch member.

lmao
That's a HOMERUN BBmom!

I was in jail when this happened. Bad shit. Both me being in jail and the comedy world losing one of its best and brightest.

Outlaw wrote:

I was in jail when this happened. Bad shit. Both me being in jail and the comedy world losing one of its best and brightest.

Outlaw in jail? Seems appropriate for an outlaw, but ...

Outlaw wrote:

I was in jail when this happened. Bad shit. Both me being in jail and the comedy world losing one of its best and brightest.

You should fill us in if you feel so inclined.
Start a thread.
Ive done some time a few times, though not more than a weekend, but it was an adventure and it would make a good story.

Hey next time get word to me bro.
Steve and I will break ya out (we were born to do shit like that).

ready wrote:

Outlaw wrote:

I was in jail when this happened. Bad shit. Both me being in jail and the comedy world losing one of its best and brightest.

Outlaw in jail? Seems appropriate for an outlaw, but ...

I got busted riding an atv on a rural road, which was charged as driving suspended/revoked. So I had to serve 60 days in the county lockup. It really wasnt that bad, but its also not an experience I care to repeat.